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An interview with Ms. Megaphone...
Q: Are you Ms. Megaphone?
A: Yes, I am.

Q: Why are you doing this?
A: I wanted to help the houseguests.

Q: Will you give them a message for me?
A: Nope! The megaphone is retired!

Q: Did you really get threatened by CBS?
A: Not exactly threatened, but I got hassled by some of the lackeys there. 

Q: Did you throw the candy over the wall?
A: Nope! A person would either have to be on the CBS lot itself, or have a powerful slingshot (and amazing aim!) to shoot the candy across the river and into the compound.

Q: Did you send all those banners?
A: No way! What do you think I am, a millionaire?! haha I'm just a hard-working, underpaid teacher in real life. A lot of the banners come from Media Jammers. Check out their explanations as to why they sent them. More banners came from BanishGeorge.Com. You can check out their site to see why they did what they did.
One banner came from the BigBrotherWatchers email group, and it flew with my name on it, with my permission. We were trying to tell them that the pool is a lap pool. They haven't found the controls yet. 

Q: What is a lap pool?
A: It's a compact-sized pool where one can swim in place against a powerful stream of water. Imagine a treadmill underwater - it's sort of like that.

Q: How do you know it's a lap pool?
A: The information comes directly from the BB website: "The House Guests still haven’t figured out that it’s a jet-powered lap pool." 
http://aolsvc.bigbrother2000.aol.com/entertainment/AOS/article62.html
Personally, I'm not so sure that the controls are hooked up...

Q: What do you think will happen if the HGs all walk out?
A: I think it would make for an amazing ending to this miserable project! Can you imagine all the hype over that?! If it ends on schedule and we have to watch the incessant boredom until the end, the HGs will fade away into obscurity. If they all walk together, they will be the most sought-after prize of every talk show host on the planet! If they want some measure of fame after this is all over, then they should stage a mass exodus. That's just my humble opinion. :-)

Q: Where can I get a handy-dandy megaphone?
A: I'm glad you asked! I think everyone needs to have one on hand to scream their message on! <LOL> Get your own here Radio Shack:
follow this path: 
click on: TV/Audio/Video
Locate: Pro Sound 
Look for: Public Address Equipment
  <---This is the one Ms. Megaphone has!
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Q: What are some other names you've been dubbed?
A: Miss Megaphone, Crazy Megaphone Girl, Megaphone Lady, Megamouth <ouch!>

Q: Where is the Big Brother House located?
A: It's on the CBS studio lot. Here's a picture.

Q: Weren't you interviewed on the radio?
A: Yes, I was.  It was on ComedyWorld.Com. Wanna listen? :-)
Here's part 1 and here's part 2

Q: Where EXACTLY is Big Brother House on the CBS lot?
A: What? Want me to draw you a map? Ok...here it is, but I didn't draw it!

Q: What do you think of the show and the editing?
A: It's inaccurate and just plain awful! These articles can explain it much better than I can:
Salon.Com article
E! Online article
USA Today TV article

Q: Why did you start this anyway?
A: I was quite angry that CBS/BB edited the second roast to make it appear as if the HGs themselves had come up with those horrible "jokes." So when George and Britt talked in the garden about walking out together, I was in total agreement with them. And that started the whole thing. To read about each Ms. Megaphone visit, Check the links on my main page.

Q: Who's been helping you?
A: Kimmy at BigBrotherWatchers@Egroups.com was my main cellphone partner and Nancy from New York helped me on the cellphone too. Thanks, you two!

Q: What about that banner?
A: On Sept. 12, a plane banner reading "Ratings Bad- Miss Meg Threatened by CBS" flew over the BB compound. Media Jammers (formerly at flew it in outrage over the way I was harrassed by some lackeys. I didn't know about the banner until after the fact. Also, I was never legally threatened by CBS, or the police. 

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