Q: Are you Ms.
Megaphone?
A: Yes, I am.
Q: Why are you doing
this?
A: I wanted
to help the houseguests.
Q: Will you give
them a message for me?
A: Nope! The
megaphone is retired!
Q: Did you really
get threatened by CBS?
A: Not exactly
threatened, but I got hassled by some of the lackeys there.
Q: Did you throw
the candy over the wall?
A: Nope! A
person would either have to be on the CBS lot itself, or have a powerful
slingshot (and amazing aim!) to shoot the candy across the river and into
the compound.
Q: Did you send
all those banners?
A: No way!
What do you think I am, a millionaire?! haha I'm just a hard-working, underpaid
teacher in real life. A lot of the banners come from Media
Jammers. Check out their explanations as to why they sent them. More
banners came from BanishGeorge.Com.
You can check out their site to see why they did what they did.
One banner came from
the BigBrotherWatchers
email group, and it flew with my name on it, with my permission. We
were trying to tell them that the pool is a lap pool. They haven't found
the controls yet.
Q: What is a lap
pool?
A: It's a compact-sized
pool where one can swim in place against a powerful stream of water. Imagine
a treadmill underwater - it's sort of like that.
Q: How do you know
it's a lap pool?
A: The information
comes directly from the BB website: "The House Guests still haven’t figured
out that it’s a jet-powered lap pool."
http://aolsvc.bigbrother2000.aol.com/entertainment/AOS/article62.html
Personally, I'm not
so sure that the controls are hooked up...
Q: What do you think
will happen if the HGs all walk out?
A: I think
it would make for an amazing ending to this miserable project! Can you
imagine all the hype over that?! If it ends on schedule and we have to
watch the incessant boredom until the end, the HGs will fade away into
obscurity. If they all walk together, they will be the most sought-after
prize of every talk show host on the planet! If they want some measure
of fame after this is all over, then they should stage a mass exodus. That's
just my humble opinion. :-)
Q: Where can I get
a handy-dandy megaphone?
A: I'm glad
you asked! I think everyone needs to have one on hand to scream their message
on! <LOL> Get your own here Radio
Shack:
follow this path:
click on: TV/Audio/Video
Locate: Pro Sound
Look for: Public
Address Equipment
<---This
is the one Ms. Megaphone has!
PA Musical
Powerhorn Plays 94 Preprogrammed Songs
Q: What are some
other names you've been dubbed?
A: Miss Megaphone,
Crazy Megaphone Girl, Megaphone Lady, Megamouth <ouch!>
Q: Where is the
Big Brother House located?
A: It's on
the CBS studio lot. Here's a picture.
Q: Weren't you interviewed
on the radio?
A: Yes, I was.
It was on ComedyWorld.Com. Wanna listen?
:-)
Here's
part 1 and here's
part 2
Q: Where EXACTLY
is Big Brother House on the CBS lot?
A: What? Want
me to draw you a map? Ok...here it is, but I
didn't draw it!
Q: What do you think
of the show and the editing?
A: It's inaccurate
and just plain awful! These articles can explain it much better than I
can:
Salon.Com
article
E!
Online article
USA
Today TV article
Q: Why did you start
this anyway?
A: I was quite
angry that CBS/BB edited the second roast to make it appear as if the HGs
themselves had come up with those horrible "jokes." So when George and
Britt talked in the garden about walking out together, I was in total agreement
with them. And that started the whole thing. To read about each Ms. Megaphone
visit, Check the links on my main page.
Q: Who's been helping
you?
A: Kimmy at BigBrotherWatchers@Egroups.com was my main cellphone partner and Nancy from New York helped me on the cellphone too. Thanks, you two!
Q: What about that banner?
A: On Sept.
12, a plane banner reading "Ratings Bad- Miss
Meg Threatened by CBS" flew over the BB compound.
Media Jammers (formerly at flew it in outrage over the way I was harrassed by some lackeys.
I didn't know about the banner until after the fact. Also, I was never
legally threatened by CBS, or the police. |